Saturday, 4 January 2020

Jolene is better at 33rpm.

I don't like the world, im a prisoner of placement.
so I have a few amendments, addendums, and replacements.
Raiders of the lost ark is better in Black and White.
I'd rather have a milkshake than a pint. 
(...wait Ben and Jerry's comes in pints.
I mean beer not ice cream.)
Respect my choice if im not keen. 
Lindsay Lohan is a queen. 
Mean girls has to be the greatest movie ever seen. 
Time wasted is time well spent. 
Camping is intense. 
If you had any sense you stop that incense nonsense. 
People are a poison,
Peace and quiet is the cure. 
I mean it's not that hard; their, there. You're, your.
Poor people aren't scroungers, it's the rich you need to watch.
They point at people shoplifting, and then they steal the fucking shop. 
People are morons, they brag, gloat, and boast.
They don't see the irony in putting 'privacy is power!' on a fucking Facebook post.